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" Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first. "

- Steve Irwin (1962 - 2006)

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My whole fucking body aches

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Conversations at work

Co-worker: do you have a boyfriend?
Me: no
Co-worker: do you have a girlfriend?
Me: now it's getting interesting but still, no.
Co-worker: wait, are you a lesbian?
Me: yup
Co-worker: what part do you play?
Me: what?
Co-worker: are you the man or the woman?
Me: ...

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" Honestly, you just take a deep breath and say fuck it. "

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"My boyfriend/girlfriend won’t let me"
Excuse me
What was that?
YOU ¿ 
How lovely congratulations on your 3rd parental guardian

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